Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
When are your genitals available?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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