one word: firstdatebathroomanal
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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