Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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