Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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