I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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