And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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