got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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