the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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