Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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