Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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