how do flat chested girls get laid?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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