how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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