it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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