Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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