On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Just pee around me
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
