Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I will pee on everything he values.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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