Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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