She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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