Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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