She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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