The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
