I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All the doctor said was why
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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