You're my little dorito
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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