can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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