Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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