Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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