like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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