TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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