just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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