with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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