At least make sure they are 18
Why
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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