It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We're too hungover to prance.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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