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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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