he thought i was a dude.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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