Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
