Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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