i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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