Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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