Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You ate ashes out of my bong
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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