Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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