Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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