If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Randomize
