kristin has been a bad kristin
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
