I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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