We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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