My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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