...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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