i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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