We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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