yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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