Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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