People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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