Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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